New “Sugar Cum” Pill Promises to Make Your Man’s Spunk Taste Sweeter

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Forget dessert, try your man’s sweet spunk instead.

HîPleasures’ newest product, the “Sugar Cum” pill, promises to make your partner’s “secretions” taste sweet.

As stated on their website, “Sugar Cum is an all-natural pill used to invigorate anyone’s sexual experience. The ingredients are 100 percent all natural, safe, and even nutritionally beneficial for you. Yes, that’s right, you could see a marked improvement in your health just from taking Sugar Cum.”

HîPleasures is the brainchild of adult product manufacturer Brittani Feinberg and the first in a line of sex enhancements the company will be producing, according to Miami New Times.

It has long been known that dietary choices influence the taste of gonads with garlic and pineapple being popular choices for varying degrees of effect but Sugar Cum portends to ensure a happy and pleasant tasting experience whenever it is used. If Sunderland’s report is to be trusted, Jamba Juice might want to jump in on this for intellectual rights. In the meantime, we can’t shake the image of a very young Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem enjoying themselves in Bigas Lunas’ delightful Spanish allegory Jamón Jamón or the egg yolk scene between Kōji Yakusho and Fukumi Kuroda in Juzo Itami’s masterful ramen western, Tampopo.

Sugar Cum’s recipe revolves around a blend of wheatgrass, cinnamon, pineapple, açaí and papaya; the latter one a sure chuckle-inducer for our slangy Spanish speakers. Like all products of this nature, one should be aware that its use is not preventative of pregnancy and STD risks, so employ it in a safe and responsible manner. A package deal of five packets (ten pills each) is currently available for $19.99 here.