My Boyfriend And I Had Our First Threesome With A Robot, And Here’s What Happened…

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Last weekend, I had a threesome with my boyfriend and a robot. Yes, a robot. 

Let me just say, this bad boybot can give a mean blowjob. That is, until you stick two dicks inside. Which we did. But first, let me tell you how we ended up in bed with a robot. Or as I like to call him, Jack.

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First thing I thought when I heard about this blowjob robot: Are you serious? I don’t remember seeing that in Back to the Future. Yes, here it is. The AutoBlow2 – the future of male masturbation in (y)our hands. 

Or as I like to call him, Jack.

Jack has the ability to elevate your bate sessions from the prehistoric hand tug to an NSA blowjob on-demand.*

*No drinks or hookup apps required.

The concept is simple – a real skin-like sleeve inside a casing that houses a motor. Then three beads go up and down really fast on the sleeve and on your cock.

I had seen some buzz about this guy on Instagram and was instantly intrigued. Finally, a blowjob for when you don’t want to deal with the person attached to the mouth. What’s not to love?

So when my editor asked if I wanted to try it, I got an idea.

My boyfriend David and I have been together for a year now, and sex is getting old. Don’t get me wrong, he’s the best sex I’ve ever had (all 9 inches) but I’m afraid that I’m getting bored or something.

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Last time we tried a threesome, it didn’t go so well. My friend Alex from Chicago recently broke up with his boyfriend and asked to stay with us for a few days. He has a really nice ass, which my boyfriend loves, and I know Alex would do it. I had a feeling something was going to happen. One night we had a few drinks and it got close but nothing happened.

David, my boyfriend, says involving another person is complicated which I can understand. But what about a robot?

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The AutoBlow2 waits seductively.

Fast forward a couple of hours and my beau and I are naked in bed- as always.

We laughed a bit getting used to it – hard to believe that we were having a threesome with R2D2. Alas we get into the groove and figure out what works out best for us.

Use your imagination, but we found a few positions that worked well for us. The main obstacles are size and noise.

Despite that, the AutoBlow2 is actually pretty damn good. The dial gives you total control of how fast it strokes your cock- we both think the fastest was the best.

It is seriously like a blowjob from someone who doesn’t complain about their jaw hurting, who can deepthroat and won’t get emotionally attached or leave you with any medical surprises.

My favorite position was on my back getting fucked while Jack sucked my dick on high speed.

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David also loved it when I ate his hole while Jack sucked his dick.

Double penetration is our next move.  My dude was laying back, he slides it in, I mount him and then I slide in. Nice. Very nice. It feels good to be so close to the man you love. Our cocks were squished together tight inside this warm flesh sleeve and nothing could be better. Does 9 inches + 6 inches make 15 inches? Now that’s a mouthful.

Jack made a serious effort to suck both of us off at once, and you know how hard that can be.

He made it about halfway before shutting off automatically. We tried it a second and third time with no success.

It turns out, Jack can only take one dick at a time. Can you blame him?

Eventually we turned Jack off (pun intended) and let him watch from my gym bag.

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Blowjob, party of one.

Let’s be real, a threesome is fun but the Autoblow2 was designed for one man at a time.

Instead of spitting on my hand for my usual, I let Jack do all the work.

My first test: can Jack get me hard? Oh my. Yes, yes he can.

I stuffed my softy inside, turned it and in no time I felt the blood pumping strong. (Medium setting)

It’s also a nice trick to pull your covers over the Autoblow2 to help cancel out some of the noise. My covers also held Jack in place while I played with my iPad (and gives the impression that there’s someone underneath).

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There seemed to be a direct correlation to the speed settings and the action streaming through my iPad. This tough guy can take a beating too. I fucked him hard while he sucked my dick at high speed, try that with your boyfriend. The sensation at the tip of my head was phenomenal.

Having my covers over him also helped keep it in place hands-free so I could browse sites, sip beer, poppers? Whatever, no judge.

I’ve never been able to cum from blowjobs, so I didn’t expect this to be any different, but it was nice to hold a soft sleeve over my cock while I approached climax. Even though it’s pretty easy to clean, I’m OCD so finished off outside. 

Solo play: A+
Jack is the ultimate upgrade to your jerk sessions – get a blowjob without pulling a sweat, making a mess, or picking up someone from the bar.

Partner play: B-
If you are looking for something for you and your partner, this is truly a novelty toy to heat things up quick for a few minutes. But in the end nothing beats the real deal. And that’s a good thing. The day a robot trumps humans at ANY sexual intercourse, we’ll have a larger issue at hand.

Pros:
Blowjobs for life. Feels like the real thing. Easy to clean up. Sturdy.

Cons:
Can’t take two dicks. Noise. Size. Can’t take two dicks.

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