Did You Make Santa’s Naughty List? Here Are The 12 Best Toys To Buy Mr. Naughty This Xmas

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Having a hard time figuring out what to get that special guy in your life this Christmas? Sure, you could get him one of the standard staples — a tie, a tickets to a shows, etc. Or, you can spice things up this year, and stuff his stocking with one of these sex toys.

1. For the comic book nerd in your life

 

Hulk Vibrating Anal Throbber

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For the comic book nerd in your life who’s looking to take anal play a little bit further, this throbber is akin to a giant superhero ravaging your asshole. He’ll imagine the Hulk saying “just the tip” as six total inches enter him by force. But it’s the 2.5-inch width that will really test his limits.

2. For that power bottom who always says it’s not big enough

Tiger Tyson Replicock (10 inches)

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Last year, my boyfriend and I made a list of five celebs we can fuck if they we the opportunity, with no repercussions, but deep down I know that I’d actually be super jealous if it ever happened. This dildo, molded from porn star Tiger Tyson’s uncut monster cock, can help at least take that edge off. Ease this 10-inch bad boy into your man’s ass to make him feel like he’s fucking a porn legend, when it’s really you behind the wheel.

3. For your boyfriend that always wants a blowjob but you’re too tired

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Autoblow 2

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When you’re not feeling quite in the mood to drop to your knees and go to town, this handy guy can take over for you. Add a couple drops of lube and this fleshlight on steroids becomes a certified on-demand blowjob machine, leaving your man satisfied, while you can lay back and recover from all that holiday stress.

4. For your husband that gets stressed during the holidays.

Make Your Own Dildo Kit

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Now, it’ll have a whole new meaning when you tell him to go fuck himself. And if you’re feeling nice, what better bonding experience than an afternoon spent getting him hard and making a replica of his boner?

5. For your friend who says he’s vers but he’s actually a bottom.

Both Ways Ben

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Need a little something-something for that versatile guy in your life? This bad boy will help anyone cum upon a midnight clear. He says he’s more of a top but we all know his new year’s resolution will be getting all 8 inches inside.

6. For size queens with control issues

 

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10 Function Vibrating Anal Wand

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What if you could wave a wand and have 9 full inches whenever you wanted? If your ears perked up, this is for you. For the controlling types, the shaft also bends and flexes in any direction, for maximum comfort and control. Bonus beads provide extra excitement as you try to see how many you can take. Full control and the biggest wand on the market.

7. For your straight friend who doesn’t know where his g-spot is

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L’arque Prostate Massager

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If you aren’t taking advantage of the insane pleasure you can get from the male g-spot, you’re missing out. This guy is perfectly shaped to send vibrations directly to your hot spot for the most explosive orgasms ever. With a little dab of lube, the smooth silicone slides inside any butt virgin. A perfectly angled shaft ensures stimulation is always where you need it. Trust: a few minutes in and you’ll never question sticking something in your butt again.

8. For your friend who brags about his big dick but it’s actually not

 

 

Up! Vibrating Extension Sleeve

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Got an insatiable bottom to keep happy at home? It’ll be the most wonderful time all year round when you slip this on, which gives an extra 2 inches to your cock’s length and, with the added bullet slot, makes sure you’ll both be getting something extra out of the deal.

9. For the practical man in your life

 

Cheeky Boy

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A prostate stimulator and anal beads found themselves under a mistletoe, and the rest is history. This combination tool vibrates to give you an insatiable sensation on both your prostate and taint and, to boot, you get the bonus pleasure you’d get with anal beads.

10. For your friend that needs something in his ass 24/7

Colt Waterproof Anal-T

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Next time you and yours decide to cozy up for a steamy two-person shower, get a little dirty before you clean each other up. This waterproof, five-inch anal toy will send shivers up your man’s spine, no matter how hot the water is.

11. For your friend who has a big mouth.

 

Mighty Mouth

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What to do when you’re all alone and you need a mouth to stick your dick in, but there are no mouths around? In many ways, this sucker is better than your average blowjob. It has 30 different functions plus, there’s a suction cup on the base so you can get off completely hands-free.

12. For everyone’s favorite jetsetter

Fleshlight Flight

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With holidays come lots of traveling. Which can make it a little harder to decently get off. This compact version of the fleshlight is perfect for rescuing you from your holiday woes. It’s just eight inches long, so it’ll tuck easily into your carry on. But uh, maybe don’t try to join the mile high (solo) club with this one. Some things are better left for when you land.