Here Are The Top 20 Penis Stories Of 2015 [NSFW]

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2015 was quite literally The Year Of The Penis!

There were so many penis stories this year, we decided to put together our top 20 favorite penis-related stories for your pleasure.

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(WARNING: SOME OF THESE IMAGES ARE NSFW)

1. 21-Year-Old With Giant Footlong Penis Just Answered All Your Questions On Reddit

Last year, we introduced you to a bisexual man who answered all of your burning questions about being born with two functioning penises [read more here].

Then we introduced you to a young man born with three balls!

Today, we are proud to introduce you to a 21-year-old who just answered dozens of questions about his giant 12-inch penis! Here is proof he shared of his massive endowment. He claims to be 8 inches soft and 12 inches hard! (Check out the pictures here)

2. Finally! Scientist Reveal The Size Of An Average Penis

A report released earlier this year, has finally revealed the “definitive” length of an average penis.

Scientists have revealed the normal length of a trouser snake when erect is 5.2inches (13.12cm) and 3.6inches (9.16cm) when flaccid. (Read more here)

3. Our favorite naked artist is taking France by storm with his world famous penis paintings skills.

Award winning performance artist Brent Ray Fraser appeared on France’s Got Talent last month to showcase his talent, painting a portrait of a male judge with his penis. (View the audition video here)

4. Artist Honors Donald Trump With A Portrait Made From 500 Penis Pics

Inspired by the many offensive comments and tweets spewed by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, an anonymous artist has shared a photo mosaic of Trump’s face using 500 penis pics.

He writes: “Someone once made a photo mosaic pic of conservative republican politician Rick Santorum using porn images. I thought I’d go one better, in lieu of SNL letting him host last night. I give you a pic showing what Donald Trump is really made of. This is a high-resolution photo mosaic of Trump made with 500 dick pics.“(Read more here)

5. This Hysterical NSFW Tumblr Chronicles The Daily Activities Of A Mischievous Penis

A mischievous penis affectionately named “Little Dude,” is turning the classic dick pic into an art form.

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Things My Dick Does is a hysterically entertaining slice of Internet heaven where one man shares the incredible daily adventures of his anthropomorphized penis, who lives in San Francisco.

Little Dude’s anonymous owner writes: “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy :\” (Check out all of our favorite NSFW pics here)

6. Justin Bieber’s Penis Is On The Internet After A Naked Swim In Bora Bora

While on vacation in Bora Bora, Justin Bieber decided to go for a naked swim, and as luck would have it, a paparazzo took photos of his birthday suit. (Check them out here)

7. Lenny Kravitz Splits His Pants On Stage Exposing His Penis To Swedish Fans

Lenny Kravitz treated his Swedish fans to the worst (or best) wardrobe malfunction of all-time when his leather pants ripped completely open onstage, and his junk fell out. (View the video here)

8. Bisexual Man Born With 2 Penises Writes Tell-All Book, Shows Off Online

A bisexual man born with two functioning penises due to a rare congenital condition known as diphallia, has written a new tell-all memoir titled Double Header: My Life With Two Penises.

Diphallic Dude or DoubleDickDude (DDD) as he is known on Reddit, first rose to fame in January 2014 after participating in one of the most interesting Reddit AMAs of all time. (Check out the pics here)

9. Man With World’s Largest Penis Says His 19-Inch Monster Is Destroying His Life And Can’t Work

A 52-year-old Mexican who claims to have the world’s largest penis says it’s making his life miserable.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera of Saltillo told Mexican newspaper Vanguardia that he wants to be considered disabled because his monster penis leaves him unable to work, forcing him to live on assistance and scavenge for food.

Esquivel also says that women are too scared to sleep with him, making for a dismal social life.

His penis is a mouth dropping 48.2 centimeters (almost 19 inches) long and about 25 centimeters (nearly 10 inches) in circumference at the tip. (Continue reading)

10. World’s First Successful Penis Transplant Patient To Father A Child

A young South African man who was the world’s first successful penis transplant recipient last December has impregnated his girlfriend, according to the doctor who led the surgery.

The 22-year-old man, who underwent a 9-hour transplant operation performed at Tygerberg Hospital in Bellville, Cape Town, was sexually active five weeks later. His penis had been amputated three years ago after a botched circumcision performed during a traditional African rite. The patient is among around 250 South Africans who lose their penises each year in botched traditional circumcisions. (Continue reading)

11. Lebron James Just Showed His Penis During ABC’s Live Broadcast Of NBA Finals

In June, ABC appeared to have broadcast the moment LeBron James showed the world his penis while making an adjustment seconds before tipoff of tonight’s Game 4:

12. Joaquín Ferreira’s Penis Has Everyone Binge Watching Netflix’s Soccer Drama ‘Club De Cuervos’

Netflix’s first Spanish language original series “Club de Cuervos” has the streaming service’s users buzzing about Argentinean actor Joaquín Ferreira impressive full-frontal scene. (Check out the full-frontal images here)

13. Man’s DIY Penis Enlargement Goes Horribly Wrong After Injecting Vaseline Into It

A Hungarian man has revealed the horrifying results of at-home injection of petroleum jelly into his penis, in an attempt to make his manhood appear larger.

“Every day is difficult for me,” 24-year-old Szilveszter revealed on TLC’s Extreme Beauty Disasters show. “It’s very painful and bleeding. This was the worst mistake in my life!” (Continue reading)

14. 200 Guys Have Now Posted Their Erect Penis Pics Online To Protest NSA Spying

Back in April, a ‘penis pic’ protest inspired by John Oliver’s sit-down interview with Edward Snowden, who shed light on the U.S. government’s secret surveillance program which is definitely spying on your private pictures, led to nearly 200 beautiful x-rated acts of protest.

We found a flood of erect penis pictures filling up the ‘DickPics4Freedom‘ Reddit thread and gladly shared them with you! (Check them out here)

15. Gay German Dude Gets Giant 9-Pound Penis Enlargement, Now Says It’s Too Big For Sex

A German man has taken his desire for a large penis to an extremely ridiculous level.

Micha Stunz, 45, says he has undergone so many silicon injections to enlarge his penis that it now weighs a staggering 7.5 – 9.5lbs, and is approximately 3.5 inches wide and 9 inches long.

“I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while,” he told Vice.com. (Continue reading)

16. Man Gets Erect Penis Stuck In A Roll Of Tape, Turns To Internet For Help

This is a story about a man who decided to turn a roll of tape into a makeshift cockring, which then became stuck when he couldn’t lose his boner.

Last week, an anonymous 4chan user apparently got his erect penis stuck inside a roll of tape and then asked the experienced masturbators of 4chan’s /b/ for help in removing the makeshift cockring in a post titled ““I can’t lose this boner! I’ve had it for about 20 minutes, WTF do I do?” (Read more here)

17. Greece’s Public Christmas Decorations Look An Awful Lot Like Penises

Christmas is hard in Greece, literally!

A reddit user shared a picture of his city’s Christmas decorations, which look an awful lot like a penis with hairy balls. (Read more)

18. Watch A Hot Naked Dude Paint A Masterpiece With His Penis On A Beautiful Cliff

Award winning performance artist Brent Ray Fraser loves entertaining crowds by painting portraits in the nude, using his penis as a paint brush. Earlier this year, he took his love of painting with his penis to the great outdoors.

Watch the Vancouver hunk hike naked to a scenic cliff to paint his greatest masterpiece yet. (Watch here)

19. Teen With Massive Football-Shaped Penis Undergoes Rare Surgery So He Can Have Sex Again

A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world’s first penis reduction surgery, according to the Daily Mail.

The american teenager requested the surgery after his penis grew so large he was unable to have sex or play sports. (Read more here)

20. WWE Wrestler Seth Rollins’ Nude Selfies Leaked Online After Phone Hacking

Naked pictures of WWE wrestlers Seth Rollins and WWE model Zahra Schreiber surfaced on several social media accounts in February, in what appears to be a hack followed by a revenge post from Rollins’ scorned lover. (Continue reading here)

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