A Young Ted Cruz Talks About Butt Sweat, Starring In Teen Tit Films And World Domination

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Over the weekend, a YouTube account called Young Ted Cruz popped up with a singular video of the Republican presidential candidate back when he was 18-years-old.

In the video, Cruz is asked about his life aspirations. He responds, “Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt?”

Cruz continues, “My aspiration is to, uh, oh I don’t know, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop.”

Cruz added on a few more goals to his list: “Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything, rich and powerful, that sort of stuff.

Fast forward to 2015, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is now a Republican presidential candidate who has never been shy about his staunch opposition to LGBT rights.

In April 2015, Cruz accused LGBT people of waging “jihad” on Christians: “We look at the jihad that is being waged right now, in Indiana, and in Arkansas, going after people of faith who respect the biblical teaching that marriage is the union of one man and one woman.”

Cruz also attended the “National Religious Liberties Conference” in November 2015, hosted by radical right-wing pastor Kevin Swanson in Des Moines, Iowa.

Swanson has previously called for death to gays, has defended Uganda’s kill-the-gays bill, warned that the Girl Scouts, women’s soccer and movies like “Frozen” turn girls into lesbians, said that God gave gay people AIDS as an act of kindness, and accused gay people of causing devastating floods and hurricanes.

“There are instances in which both the Old and New Testament speak to the matter with unbelievable clarity,” Swanson told the audience. “There’s not to be any debate about it…. You know what that sin is – it’s the sin of homosexuality…. In fact in Romans 1 Paul affirms that this particular sin is worthy of death, The Old and New Testament, I believe both speak with authority and we ought to receive it.”