While thousands took to twitter this afternoon to celebrate the news that a U.S. District Judge had struck down Indiana’s discriminatory ban on same-sex marriage, others took the moment to share their gay marriage blues.
One ‘straight’ twitter user summed up today’s news perfectly for us, “As a straight male in Indiana unaffected by gay marriage I’m happy it went through. My life doesn’t change and all this fuss is over.”
Here are some of the best and worst twitter reactions to today’s historic news. Let’s start with these miserable homophobes:
@Urbest_friENDRA god created Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve. It's unnatural for the same sex to be together.
— Wool Borff Toemah (@Will_ThaThrill1) June 25, 2014
It's already bad enough they legalized gay marriage. But don't show two fags kissing on TV. That's disgusting.
— •Jadon Kinzie• (@jadonkinzie3) June 25, 2014
I now hate Indiana…thought we were the last of a dying breed.. not the newest f@#$ing gay breed..bitch slap to the real Americans left..
— Cory Miller (@Cory_Miller10) June 25, 2014
If God had meant for there to be penguin lust, he would've made Penny and Poppy the penguin, not Adam and Eve http://t.co/IBwj0WSTag
— Joel Rieves (@JoelRieves) June 25, 2014
Indiana rules in favor of gay marriage…. Disgusting.. It's time to head South
— Mitchell Fields (@FitchMields) June 25, 2014
Balls squashing against balls that's disgusting especially little gay balls
— Kieran Roles (@KieranRoles_) June 25, 2014
One more disgusting gay pic on the TL and am going to puke
— EatURtweets&Puke (@Pinky_JayJay12) June 25, 2014
Lol I forgot all you fuckin Indiana faggots can get married to your faggot ass boyfriends now
— SLAY! (@Captain_Trilla) June 25, 2014
Hold on,, gay marriage was legalized today in Indiana?? Y'all some fag a$$ niggas
— Jalen 10 $tacks (@_JalensWorld) June 25, 2014
Same sex marriage is a slippery slope. Next thing you know, people are gonna want to marry & have sex w/ their dogs #TweetLikeARepub
— Black Paula Deen (@Capolavoro_) June 25, 2014
And here are some of the best reactions to today’s wonderful news:
Indiana legalizes gay marriage and the first thing my wife says: "maybe we should keep living here, gays will make our city cool!"
— Jonathan Brown (@jonbze) June 25, 2014
Two close family friends are getting married! Go Ron and Steve! Thank you Indiana!!!!
— Ty Brown (@tybrown_98) June 25, 2014
God made Adam and Eve to make gaybies
— Jason Frazier (@_jasonfrazier_) June 25, 2014
So now that Indiana cleared up the ban on gay marriage, can we now also tackle the ban on not buying alcohol on Sundays. I would be happy.
— Hodgie Boy (@austinwaf) June 25, 2014
Let people love who they fall in love with! Go Indiana!
— Starla Yvette Parker (@StarlaParker) June 25, 2014
— HugoScheckter (@HugoScheckter) June 25, 2014
My best friend can get married in Indiana now. I might cry. ❤️
— Hoosier Miss- (@american_miss4) June 25, 2014
Same sex marriage is legal in Indiana. Gays can now be miserable as well.
— Libby Kramer (@libkramer) June 25, 2014
As a straight male in Indiana unaffected by gay marriage I'm happy it went through. My life doesn't change and all this fuss is over.
— Nick Csizmadia (@CheesyCheesy2) June 25, 2014
And then there was this awesome response to today’s news:
ATTN: if you have anything negative to say about the legalization of gay marriage in Indiana I will immediately unfollow/unfriend you
— kyla doctor (@ky_doctor) June 25, 2014