Here Are All Of Your Favorite Disney Princes Naked [NSFW]

Here to balance out the lack of full-frontal male nudity in the world is Gawker Media staff illustrator Tara Jacoby, who painstakingly illustrated our favorite Disney Princes naked.

According to Jezebel:

The Jezebel staff put a lot of thought into this (perhaps too much?) and collectively came up with nudity descriptions of the male characters from Disney’s animated feature films—including dick length, girth, tone, veins, pube sitch, etc.—that we felt reflected their personalities. We then passed those specifications on to Gawker Media staff illustrator Tara Jacoby who turned our visions of Disney dicks into actual erotic portraiture. You’re welcome.

Take a look at your beloved Disney Princes nude below [NSFW: cartoon porn]:

Prince Eric

Nice medium-sized, half erect dick with the foreskin pulled back a little. Pale with a pink head. Medium-sized bush. He’s a little bit shy—but in a cute way—on the beach, like in Endless Summer.
czrrushdkvigait04wy1[Image Credit: Jezebel/ illustrator Tara Jacoby]

John Smith

Smith has a huge dick—HUGE—like, too much dick. He’s circumcised because he’s American; he’s ungroomed because he’s a woodsman. The carpet does not match the curtains. He’s posing next to a tree—wearing boots and nothing else—at night beneath the blue corn moon.
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Prince Ferdinand

This guy has a basic, flaccid, uncut dick with fairly groomed pubes, which are straight, not curly; smallish balls, kinda close to his body. He’s posing by Snow White’s wishing well.

bqushg1oambtxo5mrls0[Image Credit: Jezebel/ illustrator Tara Jacoby]

Check out the rest of the collection here.