This Hysterical NSFW Tumblr Chronicles The Daily Activities Of A Mischievous Penis

A mischievous penis affectionately named “Little Dude,” is turning the classic dick pic into an art form.

Things My Dick Does is a hysterically entertaining slice of Internet heaven where one man shares the incredible daily adventures of his anthropomorphized penis, who lives in San Francisco.

Little Dude’s anonymous owner writes: “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy :\”

(Note: These NSFW images might be offensive to some viewers.)

OK, so let’s begin.

He loves playing Fort right before bedtime:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/132131447318/guys-look-at-this-amazing-quilt-and-pillow


Little dude had a blast carving a pumpkin:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/131716906498/this-is-the-first-pumpkin-that-ive-let-the-little

His Halloween costume was pretty creepy:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/132319181248/hope-everyone-is-having-a-safe-and-fun-night-what

Here he is in his mummy costume:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/130581336128/so-we-have-been-trying-on-some-costumes-and-he


He’s a huge fan of The Walking Dead

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/131141766968/to-commemorate-the-start-of-the-new-walking-dead

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He loves to cuddle:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/130673399103/he-was-a-little-skeptical-at-first-but-then-he

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He loves playing dress-up:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/129665207083/you-guys-were-about-to-hit-50k-that-makes-the

He loves porn, as most penises his age do:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/129035499398/finally-now-he-gets-to-watch-something-he-wants

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Little Dude also enjoys Netflix and chilling:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/126602952878

Oh yeah, here he is putting on his latex body suit:

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/126608065473/a-little-nappy-after-playing-with-his-body-suit

Little Dude is a fucking riot!

http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/post/129229372708/beni-fuckedyour-motherlast-night-bahahah

You can check up on Little Dude’s latest adventures on his Tumblr page, “Things My Dick Does.”

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